Saturday, August 06, 2005

The Great Gurgaon Deluge

Aug 5, 2005 (10:48 pm)

If u thought bombay looked horrid in the pics - with the floods and jams and all - come to gurgaon - and u'll know

yesterday, i left office at 7:30 pm frm gurgaon (close to malls) - was on bike with another friend. we encountered the "routine" jam at iffco chowk.

only diffrnce was - this time we were wading through a river.
the road was utterly jam packed - and being on a bike - we managed to zig zag along the narrowest path on the outskirts of the road, barely brushing past the walls and other vehicles.

we almost skidded in the mud and were close to going down in a "watery grave" (read ganda naala, the embankment being broken)

after 40 minutes of trying to cross atleast the 1st DLF tower, we gave up - took a detour, towards maruti, hoping to find the old gurgaon road less congested.

on the contrary, we nvr saw a more stuck up case of jam. ppl were coming in frm evrywhere, trying to go nowhere and god knows wht.

amidst the chaos, one truck waale bhaiya, assuming the road to be his paapas, went off for a stroll - leaving his vehicle in the middle of the road. the haryanavi police jats (u get the picture) got mad - rapped the bonnet a few times - and whn got no response - broke the trucks windshield and headlights.

well, we thought off better to stay there and face the "lath" charge. so we moved on to the jaipur going road - taking the roads inside gurgaon. i visited IBM, MDI, Signature towers (in shrt a gurgaon darshan) - and then retraced our steps back to our office.

so then aftr 1 1/2 hr of travelling on bike - we had managed only 4-5 km of forthgoing distance. we came back to our office at 9pm , to find that - thank god - some poor souls were stil working their ass of on the projects.

the 2 of us "travellers" sat for a while - dried off - studied a bit - and were about to go off for dinner to the nearby mall (sahara or DT or PVR) - however, we were joined in by those other guys as well - so we ended up going to Yo China at pvr mall - having awsome dimsums - and footing the bill to our clients project.

fokat mein acchha khana mil gaya !!!

came back to office at 11 pm - called a cab and went back home - only to find the flooded river and jam stil abhorently existing.

this time my cabbie took the wrong lane and blaring his horn ran past the opposing traffic. thanks to his "intelligent" thinking - i made it to my home sweet home at 12:15 am - only to come back at 9:30 am to office

well - whn ppl asked me today - aaj itni jaldi - kab aaya tu - my reply was - gaya hi kab tha !!!

Friday, July 22, 2005

Should i cut my hair ??

A question i end up asking myself in every 5-6 months when all my efforts to simulate the guy with "tata namak" hair (read: free flowing) fail.
Heres one of those recollections that i quizzed myself on when i was about to join my 1st company ...

July 21, 2005

With the prospect of inevitably going to JOB (finally) on Monday, 25th july, after a complete 2 months of total lethargy and self indulgence at home, its that time again whn parents start reminding you that 1st impression is the last one !!

With a total freak idea of mine to grow my hair and give john abraham a run for his money, the barber has been missing me for more than 6-7 mnths now.

Unfotunately, John Abraham look cudnt succeed - i ended up with a Saif Ali Khan's "Tom Cruise look". But even that has erupted into a Zakir Hussain - Alec Padamsee mix. A few mnths more and Boney-M cud have recruited me instead of their lead singer.

So the obvious blathering i have to face now-a-days is - "Get urself a haircut, or we wont allow u to go on the job"

Damn the jobs - why shud the company be bothered on how i present my hair as long as they get the goods delivered.

Rather the American clients wudnt resent me sporting a "trendy" hairdo. I cud have gone in for a straightening - but seems like the damocles sword is ovr my head.

A haircut seems inevitable, and so does the disappearence of my beloved "italian beard" (remember damian fleming and jason gillespie).

Goodbye my beloved hairy friends. Its been nice knowing you !!!

Tuesday, July 05, 2005

The Ride Back Home - An old memoir

I wrote these recollections some time back at some other place. I just felt like recollecting all my thoughts. So heres the first one of my collection ...

July 4, 2005

Just going back home the other day, i was contemplating and pondering over the 4 years I have spent not only in college, but in the daily travels (
or shud i say travails) to and from this institute.

I know it seems a pretty odd topic to converse or even think upon. But really, it does form one of the most integral part of a students life.

When i hear my dear hostler friends cribbing over the horrendous 10-minute walk they to make from their rooms to the canteen or admin, (obviously not the college ; you dont think students come here to study now, seriously, do u? ) I kind of feel just about raving mad to smash their faces. Common sense prevails, and i hold back, bcos exams are near, and notes have to b arranged frm the hostlers Image

Do they realize, some dayskies have to bear the sweltering heat, a 1 1/2 hr standing ride alongwith all the pushing and shoving, only to come and find an empty college.

Anyways, not digressing away from what i started off, lets begin at the beginning. 30-40% of the colg students are hostlers. Of the remaining, another 35-45% have their own mode of conveyance, be it bikes or car pools. What a about the rest - yes - one and only - BUSES.

There are only 2 routes from NSIT - 817 and 764. These 2 buses, rather routes, will generally take u to where u wish to go, cos as they say - "sab raaste bhagwaan ke paas hi to jaate hain". Since i personally travel by the 817 "route", my personal reminiscences lie from that domain expertise.

So, whn colg gets over, after saying all ur tatas and bye byes, you trudge desolately from the admin to the main gate. Standing out there, you wait for a noble soul to give u a lift till Kakrola (or evn further). Obviously, beggars cant be choosers. So anything and evrything goes - from a Skoda, to a Pulsar, a van, tempo, tractor ..... even from a bullock cart. Most generally a khataara scooter will be ur saviour. By the time u crawl along along at a snail's pace to Kakrola, half of Dwarka has zipped past, and is staring and oggling at you.

The best lift we have had is frm an army bus. One Wednesday afternoon, whn all colg gets ovr simultaneously at 3:30, one of my friends managed to "hold up" an army vehicle. The driver kept seeing the number of students (about 40 in the least) getting onboard the vehicle. It was truly amazing.

Nonetheless, u finally reach NSIT's paradise and most happening touring spot. Just like Bangalore's MG road, where u will recognize 80% of the ppl as ur colg acquaintances (thats another story), Kakrolla also offers u a chance to catch up with friends, while u wait for ur DTC. Ah! DTC - the lifeline - the immense pleasure of saying "PASS HAI" (and in some smart instances, - Staff Hai - to the blue line guy).

Some people get impatient after waiting for 35 minutes for a DTC. So then u take a RTV, in the hope of reaching home quickly. But as soon u pay the guy the 2 Rs/- fare, u find a DTC whizzing past you, and all ur friends smuggly sitting in it. You think its been a bad day.

But wait - the worse is yet to come ...

After a 30-35 minutes of traveling misery, you get to Uttam Nagar, with all bones dislocated, and ur head in a swirl. Now u r eager to catch ur nxt prey, oops, i meant the DTC bus. Life or Death, it hardly matters. You cut across the swarm of traffic like an expert pro. One hand movement and u expect the cars to slow down - just bcos u said so. Next is the 100m dash to get onboard the bus, which most definitely will leave the bus stop before u can arrive there. Most of us would emulate even Jesse Owens, who beat a race horse in sprinting.

Now that ur in the bus (God knows which - as long as it takes u near to ur final destination), u try to find a seat where u can sit and sleep off the tiredness u have accumulated over a rigorous day in colg - organizing mass bunks, playing TT and baski, persuading friends to give u treats for no reason whatsoever.

But before all this, u must indulge in something called "haggling" - a term used to describe your bargaining with the conductor over the bus ticket. You never buy a 10 Rs ticket - always a 5 or 7/-. The 3 bucks saved can go into drinking a bunta in the canteen the nxt day.

Then, if ur lucky, u'll get an empty seat nxt to some uncleji. If not, yet another hour will be wasted standing in the middle of the stampede, with ur upper torso being jolted in a diametrically opposite direction from ur legs. Worse, never sit on a ladies seat, unless theres a cool looking chic besides. And Murphy's Law will follow you soon (An engineer's strength - blame has to be shifted elsewhere - so why not on Murphy himself). The moment u sit, some auntyji will apparate out of sheer nothingness, like from some other space dimension, and ask u to vacate the seat - irrespective of whether u r carrying 1/2 a ton worth of books, registers, ED apparatus etc etc.

And if u do get the seat, and sleep off - just follow a couple of precautions. The guy nxt to u will let u keep ur head on his shoulders, only till u dont start drooling and dropping saliva on his shoulders. After that it cud nasty.

Secondly, remember where u have to get off. One of my dreams has been to visit the metro station and enjoy a ride. Well, once it almost got fulfilled. I slept soundly, and by the time i woke up, i saw strange and unfamiliar buildings passing thru. My misery was compounded, when the conductor told me i was about to reach the metro station. I quickly got off and came back to my "intended" bus stop, a 3/4 hr ride probably.

I was still groggy and very sleepy. In the confusion, i tried crossing the main road on a green signal, only to be bumped by a speeding motorbike I never saw coming. It wasnt so scary apart from a swollen leg and a near crushing by the blue line bus, that just stopped with screeching brakes an inch away from us.

But looking at the brighter side, some good uncle gave me a drop back till home, seeing my condition - and u know wht - that was 2 Rs saved frm yet another bus ride (this time it wud have been my final one) Image

And so as the engineering joke goes - Alcohol and Calculus dont mix - Never drink and derive. (even tho i wasnt drunk, nor was i driving - lol)

The above scribbling of mine typically describes a single day of travelling back to our abodes. Imagine spending 4 years doing this. Also take into account the fact that for the 1st 3 sems, the Uttam ngr-kakrolla route was closed - so we had to take the long way back.

Looks like i have traveled immensely in these buses and probably tried and tested 9-10 different routes for getting back home, sometimes evn going half way to gurgaon, or evn in a 764 to IIT (which is in completely opposite direction to my home) to accompany some "friends" enroute (if u ppl get the drift Image). No wonder the buses are a third home for us, considering we spend 4 hrs traveling in them daily.

But its been a hell of a 4 fun years in the "buses". And the excitement and incidents will definitely be missed.

However the best route/journey I have encountered so far is :

Friend + car + "thoda sa bahaana" + "bahut saara maska" = lift back till home Image

Friday, February 11, 2005

An Introduction

This is supposed be a blogspot where i might post any topic depending on my mood - anything under the sun - as the title suggests.

It could range from music to sports to cartoons to technology !!!

So this one is just for starters

MAN UTD RULES !!!